Superstar

I found this extremely funny article about Superstar Rajni here.

I selected a few ones that I liked the most :).

• Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
• Rajnikant doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
• Rajnikant's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
• If you Google Search 'Rajnikant getting kicked'. you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
• It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
• There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq; Rajnikant lives in Chennai.
• Rajnikant once ate and entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
• The only things that run faster and longer than Rajnikant are his films.
• Rajnikant's every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.